dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Randomize
