i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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