so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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