We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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