Swine flu. Run for my life!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My life is pants optional.
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