ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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