I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Its about making memories worth repressing
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
