Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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