It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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