Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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