is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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