i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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