he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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