I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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