I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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