is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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