White coat. Heels.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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