did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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