So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Blood and glitter go together right?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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