I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
