State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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