HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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