it wasn't lemon gatorade
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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