We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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