don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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