Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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