Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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