we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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