i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
jump out the window naked night went bad
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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