hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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