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...so i touched it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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