nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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