If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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