I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just high enough for therapy.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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