She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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