we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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