I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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