if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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