I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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