I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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