Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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