Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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