I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
