Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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