It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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