Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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