Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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