their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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