You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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