I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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