Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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