I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
