Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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