All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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