He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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