come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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