The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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