You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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